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I stole this from an email but what the hell
saves typing on a Sunday

THE TROUBLE WITH AUSSIES IN HEAVEN

      Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you.
      We have some Aussies up here who are causing problems.
      They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing,
      and they're wearing T-shirts instead of their robes.  There's
      barbecue sauce and tomato sauce all over everything,
      especially their T-shirts.  Their dogs are riding in the chariots and
      chasing  the sheep, they are wearing baseball caps and
       hats instead of their halos.  They refuse to keep the  stairway to
      Heaven clean, and their boots are marking and
      scuffing up the halls of Wisdom. There are watermelon seeds and
      chip crumbs all over the place. Some of them are
      walking around with just one wing, and they insist on
      bringing their cars with them."

      The Lord said, "Aussies are Aussies, Gabriel. Heaven is home
      to all of my children.  If you want to know about real problems,
      call the Devil."

      So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and says, "Hello,
	 hold on a minute."
      When he returns to the phone the Devil says, " O.K., I'm back.
      What can I do for you? "

      Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems
      you're having down there with the Aussies"

      The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

      After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said.
      "I'm back. Now what was the question?"

      Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you  having down
      there with the Aussies?"

      The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this, hold on."

      This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he returns he says,
      "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Aussies have put
      out the fires and are trying to install air conditioning."