35 posts tagged “qotd”

Which popular slang expression drives you nuts?

24-7
how lazy is that!

Oh and the way you should say a year is Two Thousand AND eight, not two thousand eight. That has been adopted by lazy journalists and wannabe Americans. It is simply wrong.

Finally, a man is found in hospital with a steering wheel in his trousers.
DOCTOR "What is that doing there?
MAN "Dunno, but it is driving me nuts"

We're already three months, and many, many albums, into 2008. What's your favorite album (thus far) that was released this year?

Very good question.

For me the anticipation is palpable and three I can't wait for are the as yet unreleased albums by James, XLC and REM.

So far this year, struggling to beat Goldfrapp or some re-isses of Ivor Cutler - especially Jammy Smears

OH! Got it..  Kate Nash - Great album!

There.

What aspect of your personality could use a little work?

My total in ability to focus and make sure ...

oh what a nice flower.

The seventh season of "American Idol" premieres tonight.  Will you be watching, or are you over it?

Over it under it around it and through it

What is the point? Rehashed reheated retarted and retarded.
Please stop this now!

What do you do for fun when you're broke? 
Submitted by Kim. 

Now there is an interesting question.

In the beginning I rode my bike.
Then I went fishing.
In the early teen days days - I masturbated.
Then I got a girlfriend and tried to get her to masturbate.
When she wouldn't I dumped her and looked for another girl who would.
Later I went to the pub and blagged a few drinks from my mates.
In the evenings I would go to a club and slip in the stage door.
Once inside I would steal peoples beer when they were dancing.
I grew vegetables and flowers in my sisters garden.
I signed on the dole.
I wrote stories that will never be published.
I ate chips and dodgy kebabs and tried to light my own farts.
I studied the photo's in the papers and added my own comments.
I talked student politics with people who became tax inspectors
In more recent times I took the dog for a walk.
Today I stand on the beach and watch the ships go by.

It is all fun.

What old wives’ tale have you discovered to be totally untrue? 
Submitted by Jack Yan.

My old wife told me she was out till 5 am dancing.

Imagine my surprise when I found out she was actually horizontally jogging with my best friends yoga teacher!

I have replaced my old wife with a new one.

She does not have a tail but she does tell me the truth.

If you could easily choose to live in another country without all the red tape and legal stuff, which one would you select and why? 
Submitted by Matthew 25.

AUSTRALIA - oh been there and done that and I have a rather impressive T shirt collection to prove it

today it would be anywhere warm - except Thailand which if full of perverts and weird laws

Its Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  How many people do you know that have been touched by the disease?
Submitted by Karen.

Two

One died aged 30.
One lives aged 60

Death just appears when you least expect it.

Body Count so far since 2000:

My cousin just dropped dead in Manilla yesterday aged 50.
Father aged 58
Friend aged 30
Niece aged 8

It is shitty but I guess we all have to go sometime.

Make the most of today.

Radiohead release their seventh studio album today and it's only available online and you set your own price.  Will you buy the album?  Do you buy the idea?

C.mon vox - are you missing the pulse?

Yes

Who has been the most surprising player so far in the 2007 NFL season?

WHO CARES?