Baria

Hi there. Thanks for stopping by.

I am currently living a multitasking lifestyle that involves me spending most of my time these days running an independent tour operator in the UK called Pumpkin Tours. We do loads of trips to party towns across Europe.

I also run a small and wildly unsuccessful but committed record label. We have offices in the US - UK and Australia and none of them make a cent. I plough all the money in from my part time job as a foreign policy adviser to Colonel Gaddaffi and as marketing advisor to the Ghengis Khan Superstore of Mongolia. I do this because I hate the corporate mindset and double speak that passes for entertainment these days. It is my moderate revenge on the world of bald be-suited men and goths in black eyeliner who once were cool. I remain a man of mystery - hiding in darkness - like Charlie with his Angels - and only the rare few have ever seen my face. I would show you but if I did I would have to kill you and that's not nice.